Design a mascot

[Groucho]

Remember “Dixie”? Hanker for a return of Mr Testicles?

Why not suggest your own match day mascot, who can parade around in an oversized pathetic novelty suit?

I’ll start with “Ketwig Kenneth”, which would be a mass of unkempt hair in an Everton shirt.

 

[roydo]

Horse.

 

[blue61]

Two people suited up as horse. I bagsy the front end.

 

[blue61]

Two people suited up as horse. I bagsy the front end.

Edit, sake @roydo

 

[roydo]

Edit, sake @roydo

We have utterly baffled anyone who joined after that seismic post. Which is a few.

 

[Tipp blue]

Let me introduce you all to moneybags, a lovable character who does laps of goodison throwing bundles of 50 pound notes and solid gold bars all over the pitch, these are then all collected and added to match day income.

 

[Archie Knox]

Mister MegaFon

 

[roydo]

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Mister MegaFon

That reminds me of the WBA mascot, Mr Boiler or sommet. Hands down, the worst mascot ever. And bearing in mind that all the others are mega crap as a starting point, that took some doing

 

[NoiBlau]

Phil Neville

 

[Tea_drinker]

A big Kenny Everett hand with the finger to promote research for prostate cancer.

 

[Bungle]

Should open the new stadium at the docks with D1ck-Dock as the new mascot.

 

[Andy McGurk]

We have utterly baffled anyone who joined after that seismic post. Which is a few.

Long time reader, very rarely post.... but the following thread was one of my proudest moments on here

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/creative-got-members.80798/

 

[chrissyjack]

 

[DanEFC92]

 

[ilikecheese]

Was it @Prevenger17 or @Tubey that did the magnificent owl/bear crest. Can't find it. Surely there was a boss mascot in that.