Derby - Win, Lose or Draw ?

[ijjysmith]

On this day in 1894, Everton and Liverpool played the first Merseyside derby. Everton won 3-0 at Goodison Park.

 

[EFCNIK]

The timeline is like this Goat:

2-3 weeks pre-game: apathetic dismissal of our obviously dismal chances.

1 week pre-game: growing sense of dread and terror.

day of the game: detailed recollection of all the hurt and injustice suffered. A remembrance of the sheer hatred of our beloved neighbours that characterises the very soul of what it is to be an Evertonian; the red shirts milling outside Goodison, the growing anger, resentment, fury. Z-cars. A determination to get one over on the wall-pushing, glory-hunting, ****e-talking, red-wearing, unbearable snidey [Poor language removed].

"COME ON BLUES DEESE ARE ****E"


post-match: the prematch fury having been infused with incomprehensible referring decisions, atrocious Everton play, and inevitable Liverpool victory slow gives way to dejected hopelessness, and a long period of self-preservation, licking our wounds until the next game arrives and we repeat the process ad finitum.

the life of an Evertonian. One thing is guarenteed: it will be bleak.

Hahahaha if ever a post summed up exactly how I feel, this is it.

 

[Summerskin]

We'll play like knobs, won't we?

 

[Goat]

We'll play like knobs, won't we?

I wonder why you even bother supporting Everton.

 

[steken1]

I wonder why you even bother supporting Everton.

Clearly it's the chang.

 

[SuperTimCahill]

We'll lead 2-0 at half time. They score a random goal after 70 minutes, and then Suarez dives when its 4 mins of added time, get awarded a penalty and Divie G scores on it, celebrating like a maniac. Then the crowd storms the field and stomps Stevie and Saurons faces in.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

EVERTON 3 - 0 THE SH1TE

COYBB

 

[steken1]

It wouldn't matter if they didn't have one injury, we're well, well better than them and they know it.

The more I think about it the more I can only see us losing if Moyles bottles it, he won't.

I'll be taping Soccer saturday to that big nose whoppers kite when our fourth flies in off a bainsey free kick as well.

Everton 4-0.

 

[neil999]

two key players in this are mirallas and gibson, mirallas as he will play without fear and wont give two sh1ts about our past record and who liverpool are and gibson for his big match experience