2022/23 Dele Alli

Gordon's last goal contribution was a deflected goal against Man Utd on 9th April 2022.

Since then he has played 786 minutes without an assist or a goal in the league

Dele Alli scored two goals against Blackpool in a Friendly

one is worth 50-60 mil and the other is being flogged to Turkish Clubs


Player Valuation: £1.5m
Best business of the summer. But we're still on the hook for big chunk of his wages.

We actually gave this fraud 2.5 year, £100k week contract 🙄


Player Valuation: £950k
Amazed if we actually wriggle out of his contract with our trousers still on.

If he is genuinely going there to play more, I respect him a lot more than I did 10 minutes ago 👏


House of Correction
He’s utter dross, his heads gone up in smoke. He will never be a top player ever again. He’s done.

He’s a waste of a squad place

I’d rather have Tom Davies play, which is saying something

I'd love to know what's actually going on with him, it's bizarre.

Is it just that his hamstrings are made out of clay and he has no acceleration at all? Or is he just completely uninterested in football now?


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