David Moyes to Chelsea?!?!?

[steken1]

Roman has a crystal ball stored next to the exercise suite for his tiny giraffe. In moments of stress, he consults it for guidance.

Roman: “George, I need some advice… here’s the situation (reviews Juve debacle)â€￾

Crystal ball: “I feel your pain, Roman. Let me put it this way. When it was time to bring Billy back, I just had to swallow my pride and do it. We kept him off the hooch for awhile, and we had some of the best years I can remember, from a managerial standpoint. However, you know that eventually it’ll end just like the first time. You’ll have some more trophies to keep you warm, though.â€￾

Roman: “What you’re saying then, is that we need somebody special.â€￾

Crystal ball: “In this case, he’s not just the special one – he’s the only one.â€￾

Roman: (looking skyward) “It’s a sign. The die is cast.â€￾

So you reckon it's dowie too?

 

[nigelcoyb]

Can't wait for the uncomfortable Benitez moment at anfield.

He'll be aware of the Houlier consequences when the french tit was a besotted poodle going back there with villa. The sh1te fans will be split particularly if Rodgers is still preaching and they're still losing and the Chelsea mob will be looking for decimation of the cnts or they'll call him.

Can't wait.

 

[mezzrow]

So you reckon it's dowie too?

I reckon anybody that's plugged in now is just a placeholder. RA wanted to run RDM last year, but the brace of cups he was holding at the time made any further changes an awkward position to advocate. I'd love to see the FSW sweat it out, for maximum popcorn and enjoyment for those of you surronded by Kopites. I'll be basting my turkey and monitoring this channel to see what happens.

 

[MartSlinger]

Benitez to be announced imminently

 

[icburns]

Even if moyes signs, he'll be sacked within the year and come back here on reduced contract.

 

[neo2020]

The title of this thread is pure popcorn.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Benitez is the Chelsea manger.

 

[neo2020]

Chelsea will soon be beneath us in the league...

 

[Skeleton Crew]

Terrific news for a LFC supporter. Watch them FUME

...and we can have a cheeky grin watching them.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Rafael in charge on a temporary basis but, take my word on it, Moyes will be at Chelsea come the last day of the season

/taps nose

#properitk

 

[Kanchelskis17]

Terrific news for a LFC supporter. Watch them FUME

...and we can have a cheeky grin watching them.

Imagine if he takes Sammy Lee as his number 2!

 

[SingBlue]

I didn't know they hated him? What for? I thought he's always done quite well imo

Story goes he was very arrogant and aloof with the players. That was the main reason he was binned. If he was like that at Chelsea then he would've been one of the lads, fit right in.

 

[Bernth]

Benitez can only be a short term solution. Probably going for Guardiola in the summer

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

No chance.

 

[chrissyjack]

How about QPR when Hughes gets potted ?