David Moyes to Chelsea?!?!?

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They got battered in every single match Di Matteo was in charge for in the CL. Barca alone created enough chances to win the game 5x over.

The R/S battered them for most of the Cup final to if I'm honest.

Nar mate, They played well for the last 25mins when Carroll came on,Apart from that they got hammered
 
I don't think di matteo did a bad job at chelsea (even this season where he's been 'badly found out', they're comfortably ahead of us in the lague) but he had a very expensive team and lots of money to buy great players.

The reason why I wouldn't want him at everton is west brom. When things went bad for him there, he just couldn't turn it around. Whatever you think of Moyes, whenever we get into bad form he always manages to get us playing again. Di Matteo hasn't shown he can do that.
 
I don't think di matteo did a bad job at chelsea (even this season where he's been 'badly found out', they're comfortably ahead of us in the lague) but he had a very expensive team and lots of money to buy great players.

The reason why I wouldn't want him at everton is west brom. When things went bad for him there, he just couldn't turn it around. Whatever you think of Moyes, whenever we get into bad form he always manages to get us playing again. Di Matteo hasn't shown he can do that.

Bouncebackability.
 
I wonder how long it will be before Iain Dowie throws his name in the hat and Geordies start talking about Shearer cutting his teeth there before coming hurm to a big club.
 
Can you imagine how threadbare this board would be if we only offered our opinions on any given subject once?
More than once is reasonable, from a slightly different angle is fine. Does anyone seriously believe Moyes is going to Chelsea? No. It's an excuse to air fairly well known views from certain posters and they rarely fail to disappoint.
 
Roman has a crystal ball stored next to the exercise suite for his tiny giraffe. In moments of stress, he consults it for guidance.

Roman: “George, I need some advice… here’s the situation (reviews Juve debacle)â€￾

Crystal ball: “I feel your pain, Roman. Let me put it this way. When it was time to bring Billy back, I just had to swallow my pride and do it. We kept him off the hooch for awhile, and we had some of the best years I can remember, from a managerial standpoint. However, you know that eventually it’ll end just like the first time. You’ll have some more trophies to keep you warm, though.â€￾

Roman: “What you’re saying then, is that we need somebody special.â€￾

Crystal ball: “In this case, he’s not just the special one – he’s the only one.â€￾

Roman: (looking skyward) “It’s a sign. The die is cast.â€￾
 
More than once is reasonable, from a slightly different angle is fine. Does anyone seriously believe Moyes is going to Chelsea? No. It's an excuse to air fairly well known views from certain posters and they rarely fail to disappoint.

Almost everything I've said is in jest, I assume it's the same for most, even those with a clear anti-Moyles agenda.

DaveK's work in here's been superb IMO, very funny even though I don't agree with what he's getting at.
 
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