Daniel Sturridge

[Deleted member 28206]

Welcome to Everton

hope he brings that cute dog xxx

 

[Nyhus]

Close this thread please

 

[n01efc]

@mods shut this thread

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Close this thread please

no u

 

[Tim's tourettes]

Schools finished for summer already?

 

[Yarrgh]

Vomit pouring from every orifice at this thread.

Need bleach pronto.

 

[Ring master]

Which team are going to be the most gullible and sign him, only to have him injured near enough right away

 

[evertonarntwe]

good player back in the day him

he's broken though

 

[Maltese_Falcon]

<Drinks a double shot of bleach>

 

[TippEverton]

FFS, suppose giving him his own thread has lessened the prospect substantially.

 

[DanEFC92]

Bring a blue home.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

If he scored for us against Liverpool and did that stupid dance it'd be outrageous

But no thanks, would rather we not sign. Makes Darren Anderton look like the picture of health

 

[john jako]

Imagine him doing that dance in front of the kop wearing the everton strip.

 

[Nymzee]

 

[Noble Savage]

My God, I have been lurking so long on this site as I really have nothing interesting or different to say that hasn't been said already but I have to break my silence .
Please close this thread and hard delete it then add his surname to the banned words list . I know it may be funny to watch heads fall off but it isn't worth the anguish and deep concern to even contemplate him ever wearing Royal blue.