Dangerous dogs

[chicoazul]

You're spending a concerning amount of time in local parks @Zatarazul

For the record I have ogled no puppies.

 

[PhilM]

Do you reckon this line of attack would work on Twitter with a not so inconspicuous name change?

 

[MikeH72]

Bit harsh asking for yer ma to be banned.

 

[nsno-chris]

No

We should collect them all and set them loose at Finch Farm; see how quick these players can really run

 

[Bungle]

Do you reckon this line of attack would work on Twitter with a not so inconspicuous name change?

Most definitely, it's full of angry sorts that sit around waiting all day for something to sink their teeth into (much like staffys).

It won't take much to get them riled up, please report back on the results.

 

[Jimishorts]

Get ‘hard man’ Zouma on it.

 

[Pootsy]

Out on a run two weeks back there was a bigger dog throwing another dog round like a toy. I got it big dog the collar and waited for its owner to appear with its lead. He said the dog had never done that before but needed better training because its recall was 'iffy'

No dog should be off its lead it it hasn't got a recall. How do the owners expect to control them?

Anyhoo, the wee dog was alright with some cuts and bruises, apparently.

 

[chicoazul]

Out on a run two weeks back there was a bigger dog throwing another dog round like a toy. I got it big dog the collar and waited for its owner to appear with its lead. He said the dog had never done that before but needed better training because its recall was 'iffy'

No dog should be off its lead it it hasn't got a recall. How do the owners expect to control them?

Anyhoo, the wee dog was alright with some cuts and bruises, apparently.

Was the large dog a Staffordshire devil dog by chance sir?

 

[Pootsy]

Was the large dog a Staffordshire devil dog by chance sir?

Nope! I wouldn't have been sticking my arm in anywhere near a foaming Staffy!

 

[Bungle]

Out on a run two weeks back there was a bigger dog throwing another dog round like a toy. I got it big dog the collar and waited for its owner to appear with its lead. He said the dog had never done that before but needed better training because its recall was 'iffy'

No dog should be off its lead it it hasn't got a recall. How do the owners expect to control them?

Anyhoo, the wee dog was alright with some cuts and bruises, apparently.

Did the owner have visible neck tattoos and multiple piercings in each ear, possibly eyebrow piercing as well?

 

[Nymzee]

Slow day on Twitter?

 

[The T-Dex]

Nope! I wouldn't have been sticking my arm in anywhere near a foaming Staffy!

Had the owner posted in the Dapper Looking Dogs thread?

 

[Pootsy]

Did the owner have visible neck tattoos and multiple piercings in each ear, possibly eyebrow piercing as well?

Nope, the owner was just a daft plank.

 

[Bungle]

Had the owner posted in the Dapper Looking Dogs thread?

God bless Donald and his finger blasting of dogs arseholes.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Dogs should be licenced like firearms.

If your dog bites someone you should be prosecuted as if you had attacked someone with a knife.