evertony
Player Valuation: £40m
Is it a perverse scam to generate material for Bill's next hit musical?
It's taking shape.
Scene 1, Arsenal board member buys controlling factor in EFC.
Scene 2, Sexy Roberto's School of Science closes early for Summer term and a Dutch janitor arrives and announces "But OK.....its fooobal".
Scene 3, Secret Kopite Agent Walsh arrives and has run-ins galore with the Dutch janitor.
Scene 4, big bucks get spent on questionable assets....Koeman unimpressed, Walsh sniggering.
Scene 5, the flamboyant prince of Belgium absconds to Manchester, whilst the Prince in Waiting gets the longest hamstring injury in the history of hamstring injuries.
Scene 6, chaos ensues, Unkempt Dave takes the reins and learns all the right buzzwords for interviews.
Scene 7, we get tw@tted week in week out.
Scene 8, The Dashing Marco flashes his wares but remains at a distance. All the young and old princes flirt with Everton but they won't let a single managerial hand rest on their thigh....the lost shoe fits none.
Scene 9, smoke and mirrors galore....and out from the smoke come Fat Sam and Dwarf Sam...tonight Matthew we're going to be.....controlling Everton.......
Add the rest
It's taking shape.
Scene 1, Arsenal board member buys controlling factor in EFC.
Scene 2, Sexy Roberto's School of Science closes early for Summer term and a Dutch janitor arrives and announces "But OK.....its fooobal".
Scene 3, Secret Kopite Agent Walsh arrives and has run-ins galore with the Dutch janitor.
Scene 4, big bucks get spent on questionable assets....Koeman unimpressed, Walsh sniggering.
Scene 5, the flamboyant prince of Belgium absconds to Manchester, whilst the Prince in Waiting gets the longest hamstring injury in the history of hamstring injuries.
Scene 6, chaos ensues, Unkempt Dave takes the reins and learns all the right buzzwords for interviews.
Scene 7, we get tw@tted week in week out.
Scene 8, The Dashing Marco flashes his wares but remains at a distance. All the young and old princes flirt with Everton but they won't let a single managerial hand rest on their thigh....the lost shoe fits none.
Scene 9, smoke and mirrors galore....and out from the smoke come Fat Sam and Dwarf Sam...tonight Matthew we're going to be.....controlling Everton.......
Add the rest
