2018/19 Cuco Martina

[Harryflashman]

Least he had a go. Probably the least talented member of the squad but at least he actually had a go when he was out there for us. Puts him miles above some of the cowards that should also be punted.

I know it’s an unpopular opinion but I’m right with you on this , player out of position and got dogs from the crowd coupled with his actual ability means he was a long way from getting the majority of my ire last season .

Last season he was The very epitome of an easy target whilst others hid week after week

 

[evertonarntwe]

hate the notion he was this tryer and ran round every game desperate to impress

he was a joke, not only couldn't he play football in the slightest he didn't try as much as half of you think

still remember salah pushing him off the ball for his goal at anfield as well,

file him under fat sam and delete him from our memories

 

[Nymzee]

Had weirdly good stats.

 

[Saint Domingo]

hate the notion he was this tryer and ran round every game desperate to impress

he was a joke, not only couldn't he play football in the slightest he didn't try as much as half of you think

still remember salah pushing him off the ball for his goal at anfield as well,

file him under fat sam and delete him from our memories

Was that the game where Salah fouled him with a two handed push off the ball and for the rest of the game there wasn’t a peep from Salah?

 

[marsh]

I'll miss you Cuco

 

[evertonarntwe]

Was that the game where Salah fouled him with a two handed push off the ball and for the rest of the game there wasn’t a peep from Salah?

a foul HAHAHAHAHAH, give of it

martina isn't a footballer and I'm made up he's being turfed

 

[BainesontoastNEW]

Had weirdly good stats.

Off to Brentford, then.

 

[nsno-chris]

I just gonna leave this here

 

[Sir Alan]

I just gonna leave this here

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Hahahaha that myth we have as our number 10 la

 

[nsno-chris]

Play Cuco has he number 10 and bin Iceland

 

[evertonarntwe]

I just gonna leave this here

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don't half hate stuff like this

more tackes won, of course he;s a defender

total forward passes, of course he's a defender he can only really go forward
total/successful passes of course theyre higher, he doesn't try through balls, inside balls, he'll pass it to the nearest CB/CDM or winger
absolute garbage stat


like me posting a shooting start between him and niasse

 

[Mikbish]

he's a trier but unfortunately not good enough .. have enough cover for both full back positions now ...so best get off the wage bill !

 

[Saint Domingo]

a foul HAHAHAHAHAH, give of it

martina isn't a footballer and I'm made up he's being turfed

Fair enough most people are pleased he’s out, I’m not saying he’s good enough, I’m just saying he put in more effort than his more talented colleagues last season.

Two hands up to push a man who doesn’t even have possession of the ball when you do have the ball is a foul. Doesn’t matter whether it’s the BT and sky sports sponsored Egyptian king or Duncan Ferguson doing it. That was a foul. Martina did an ok job on him the rest of that game.

 

[nsno-chris]

don't half hate stuff like this

more tackes won, of course he;s a defender

total forward passes, of course he's a defender he can only really go forward
total/successful passes of course theyre higher, he doesn't try through balls, inside balls, he'll pass it to the nearest CB/CDM or winger
absolute garbage stat


like me posting a shooting start between him and niasse

Don’t hate the truth fam, embrace it

 

[MikeH72]

don't half hate stuff like this

more tackes won, of course he;s a defender

total forward passes, of course he's a defender he can only really go forward
total/successful passes of course theyre higher, he doesn't try through balls, inside balls, he'll pass it to the nearest CB/CDM or winger
absolute garbage stat


like me posting a shooting start between him and niasse

Young Christopher is being mischievous frönd. The idea is to lightly mock the Gylf rather than praise our worst ever player.