Costco

[LydiateLee]

Hi folks,

The Mrs has persuaded me to go to Costco tomorrow night. She's heard they do nice wrapping paper so that's the purpose of the visit.

Bearing in mind it's Costco just before Christmas, am I right to expect this wrapping paper to cost me in the region of £200?

Amongst other things I reckon this wrapping paper will come with non-complimentary Ferrero Rocher, a hoodie, washing up powder, cheese board and Baileys.

 

[kev]

 

[LydiateLee]

She proper wears the kecks mate. I want a nice weekend.

 

[Piijt]

It’s impossible to come out of there without being a couple of hundred quid lighter.

 

[Piijt]

Make sure you swerve the 75” TV’s they’re selling this weekend for £900 !

 

[COYBL25]

Hi folks,

The Mrs has persuaded me to go to Costco tomorrow night. She's heard they do nice wrapping paper so that's the purpose of the visit.

Bearing in mind it's Costco just before Christmas, am I right to expect this wrapping paper to cost me in the region of £200?

Amongst other things I reckon this wrapping paper will come with non-complimentary Ferrero Rocher, a hoodie, washing up powder, cheese board and Baileys.

Tell her you`ll see her in the cafe and order one of their baked potatoes the size of a football, with a bucket load of tuna mayo on top.

By the time you`ve finished it, she`ll have shopped herself out and you won`t be able to move

 

[LydiateLee]

Tell her you`ll see her in the cafe and order one of their baked potatoes the size of a football, with a bucket load of tuna mayo on top.

By the time you`ve finished it, she`ll have shopped herself out and you won`t be able to move

1. I hate tuna.
2. I hate mayonnaise
3. She'll be using my card

Come on mate help a brother out.

 

[COYBL25]

1. I hate tuna.
2. I hate mayonnaise
3. She'll be using my card

Come on mate help a brother out.

They do the biggest pizzas known to mankind for about a fiver ??

 

[Moomin]

1. I hate tuna.
2. I hate mayonnaise
3. She'll be using my card

Come on mate help a brother out.

In situations like this you should think " What would Peter Sutcliffe do? "

 

[COYBL25]

In situations like this you should think " What would Peter Sutcliffe do? "

Head to the hardware section, buy a massive hammer, a stanley knife, a load of gaffer tape and a length of chain ?

 

[kev]

She proper wears the kecks mate. I want a nice weekend.

Oh I see.

1. I hate tuna.
2. I hate mayonnaise
3. She'll be using my card

Mate?

 

[Parker]

The cup cakes from Costco are the best thing ever. Mountains of butter cream on massive cup cakes. Feel ill as anything after one but it is worth it. Get some of them and you'll be sound.

 

[COYBL25]

1. I hate tuna.
2. I hate mayonnaise
3. She'll be using my card

Come on mate help a brother out.

Dress her up like a Goth and wait for @bigbadjeff to turn up ?

 

[LydiateLee]

Oh I see.



Mate?

I'm a disgrace.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

The food in there is sound for the price, pizzas especially.