Confirmed Signing Confirmed: Davy Klaassen -

[devogue]

...it continued after the first five games of the season until his £27M signing hobbled out the first team, and then we played to feet through midfield.

Didn't we win are first 5 games of the season?

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Is it pronounced like Davvvvvy, or Davey?

Still blows my mind when I realised it was Dave-K and not Davek

I won't be fooled twice.

on the internet nobody knows you're Davey klaassen on a windup. nobody

 

[Tramps_mate]

Is it pronounced like Davvvvvy, or Davey?

Still blows my mind when I realised it was Dave-K and not Davek

I won't be fooled twice.

Surely it's Da-vek?

 

[davek]

Didn't we win are first 5 games of the season?

That's what I said.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Surely it's Da-vek?

Dah-vek surely.

But anyway, wake me up early November for my view on the new players

 

[Quim]

I learned when I was 4 or 5 that pre season performances or results in friendlies had absolutely no correlation to a players or teams performances or results when in competition once the season starts. Of course it would be nice to play like barca and tonk everyone 9-0 and everyone play like messi in these games but that would only encourage Geordie like behaviour amongst our already confused millenial fans and other easily excitable biffs that scrutinise them like it's a champions league final. So I'll lay off ripping into him for the time being and wait to see what's what once the season starts.

Exactly mate. I remember everyone raving about Nyarko and Alexandersson in pre season a few years back

 

[MikeH72]

The internet and football just don't mix.

 

[ijjysmith]

The internet and football just don't mix.

One of the truest things I've ever read on here.

 

[orly]

The internet and football just don't mix.

How are we supposed to watch Everton if we can't stream it?!?!

 

[Kal El]

Is it pronounced like Davvvvvy, or Davey?

Still blows my mind when I realised it was Dave-K and not Davek

I won't be fooled twice.

I'll never look at the world in the same way again

 

[MikeH72]

How are we supposed to watch Everton if we can't stream it?!?!

Still applies mert, maybe it'd be better if we couldn't watch pre-season friendlies.

 

[PeregrineT]

That's what I said.

Did you?

 

[Groucho]

Is it pronounced like Davvvvvy, or Davey?

Still blows my mind when I realised it was Dave-K and not Davek

I won't be fooled twice.

As a fellow Dave myself, when I don't get my full title, sometimes I get Davey, pronounced DAY - VEE. I assume the same for Klaassen.

As for @davek, clearly it's DAVE - KAY, but in my head it's DAV - ECK.

 

[BlueToff]

The internet and Everton fans just don't mix.

fixed

 

[Kaiser Soysauce]

Exactly mate. I remember everyone raving about Nyarko and Alexandersson in pre season a few years back

You must be old like me. It was more then just a few years back . Try 17 years!

God, I'm so old!