Computer games.

chicoazul said:
Hello lads. Just playing a game at the moment that I think you should all get rar into, it's called: Real Life Kiss The Girls.

The opening scene is amazing, it's where you put down your pad and go and get a shower. Then you have to navigate the wardrobe to find some decent clobber before putting it on and some aftershave and leaving the house.

This progresses you to the next level where you have to go to a bar and speak to actual girls, not elves, and maybe even spend some of your gold on a drink for them.

No need to cast a spell to complete this level lads you just speak to these "girls" and make them have a pleasant time before attempting to level up by having sex with them and powering up from Virgin level to Adult level.

A definite 10/10 for me.
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It's all fun and games until you get 4 extra lives running around the house draining your bank balance.
 
chicoazul said:
Hello lads. Just playing a game at the moment that I think you should all get rar into, it's called: Real Life Kiss The Girls.

The opening scene is amazing, it's where you put down your pad and go and get a shower. Then you have to navigate the wardrobe to find some decent clobber before putting it on and some aftershave and leaving the house.

This progresses you to the next level where you have to go to a bar and speak to actual girls, not elves, and maybe even spend some of your gold on a drink for them.

No need to cast a spell to complete this level lads you just speak to these "girls" and make them have a pleasant time before attempting to level up by having sex with them and powering up from Virgin level to Adult level.

A definite 10/10 for me.
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I do find this odd as gaming isn't even nerdy anymore. It's a bigger industry than music and film.

Please do the world a service and redirect your mockery to the wrestling thread.
 
chicoazul said:
Hello lads. Just playing a game at the moment that I think you should all get rar into, it's called: Real Life Kiss The Girls.

The opening scene is amazing, it's where you put down your pad and go and get a shower. Then you have to navigate the wardrobe to find some decent clobber before putting it on and some aftershave and leaving the house.

This progresses you to the next level where you have to go to a bar and speak to actual girls, not elves, and maybe even spend some of your gold on a drink for them.

No need to cast a spell to complete this level lads you just speak to these "girls" and make them have a pleasant time before attempting to level up by having sex with them and powering up from Virgin level to Adult level.

A definite 10/10 for me.
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Doesn't sound very realistic to me... Bet it took you ages to 'level up' ;)
 
Tramps_mate said:
Any single player story mode?


Dawn of war is 40k?? Is that like a strategy game?
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I don't think there is any story mode in Overwatch.

And holy crap..... Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War is one of the finest small scale RTS games out there!!!

The best part mate, is there is Dawn of War and all of its expansions, then you have Dawn of War 2 and all of those expansions as well!!!! You can normally get them exceedingly cheap, and they have featured in Humble Bundles a couple of times
 
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Finally twigged that I can rent games from the Redbox vending machine for $3 a night. Forgot all about it since we don't really rent films any more. Think I'll give Doom and Overwatch a go before I think about buying either. Just found out too that the CoD game is a November release so that's not even an option.
 
chicoazul said:
Hello lads. Just playing a game at the moment that I think you should all get rar into, it's called: Real Life Kiss The Girls.

The opening scene is amazing, it's where you put down your pad and go and get a shower. Then you have to navigate the wardrobe to find some decent clobber before putting it on and some aftershave and leaving the house.

This progresses you to the next level where you have to go to a bar and speak to actual girls, not elves, and maybe even spend some of your gold on a drink for them.

No need to cast a spell to complete this level lads you just speak to these "girls" and make them have a pleasant time before attempting to level up by having sex with them and powering up from Virgin level to Adult level.

A definite 10/10 for me.
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I play, she plays, sometimes we play with each other.



You can do both these days chico.
 
Zezti said:
You guys heard of this plays.tv thing? It records your game sessions then you can make highlights out of if you found anything good.
I tried it out while playing Dark Souls 3 and didn't realise it would also record the audio from Spotify...
http://plays.tv/video/5747a636f0f47...d-other-audio-sources-fitting-souls-music-no-

Also, Overwatch is absolute beast. Haven't played such a fun game in ages. Pricey, but worth it I'd say.
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Get the impression it will get boring very quickly, overwatch got no story mode, no unlocking weapons or skills and not into the idea of have the same hero's in a game. Will wait for a price drop.
 

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