Computer games.

Hi guyz. LOL @ these consoles. They are only gud 4 playing mario kart. lol.

I got myself a laser powered PC which I built and painted myself. Its an alien PC with a grey alien on the front. its got USB4.5 in the mouth and bluetooth eyes.

I lol at all the 8ers for PCs but they just well better. My graphics card is pure plutonium powered so I can get eight million framez per second. A fricken PS5 cudnt compete with that and it isn't even built yet!!!!one!!!lol!!!!

The density on the graphics are so sharp that the sim zombies actually made me actual sh*t my pants three nights ago.

I live in my mom's basement and I dont know any of my friends who aren't jealous that at forty years of age I can do EXACTLY what I want when I want and that involves watching Avatar uncut with 3d glasses on my PC.

Xbox and PS are for LOOSERZ. Get with it.
 
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Hi guyz. LOL @ these consoles. They are only gud 4 playing mario kart. lol.

I got myself a laser powered PC which I built and painted myself. Its an alien PC with a grey alien on the front. its got USB4.5 in the mouth and bluetooth eyes.

I lol at all the 8ers for PCs but they just well better. My graphics card is pure plutonium powered so I can get eight million framez per second. A fricken PS5 cudnt compete with that and it isn't even built yet!!!!one!!!lol!!!!

The density on the graphics are so sharp that the sim zombies actually made me actual sh*t my pants three nights ago.

I live in my mom's basement and I dont know any of my friends who aren't jealous that at forty years of age I can do EXACTLY what I want when I want and that involves watching Avatar uncut with 3d glasses on my PC.

Xbox and PS are for LOOSERZ. Get with it.

Ban this horror of a human being, Dylan...he ain't right in the head.
 
What's with this "cloud based gaming will change how the game plays" bollocks?

I dunno.

Anyway, rumours are that Sony are doing 3 sized consoles starting from $399
 
Hi guyz. LOL @ these consoles. They are only gud 4 playing mario kart. lol.

I got myself a laser powered PC which I built and painted myself. Its an alien PC with a grey alien on the front. its got USB4.5 in the mouth and bluetooth eyes.

I lol at all the 8ers for PCs but they just well better. My graphics card is pure plutonium powered so I can get eight million framez per second. A fricken PS5 cudnt compete with that and it isn't even built yet!!!!one!!!lol!!!!

The density on the graphics are so sharp that the sim zombies actually made me actual sh*t my pants three nights ago.

I live in my mom's basement and I dont know any of my friends who aren't jealous that at forty years of age I can do EXACTLY what I want when I want and that involves watching Avatar uncut with 3d glasses on my PC.

Xbox and PS are for LOOSERZ. Get with it.

Don't worry mate, I'm sure you can find some sort of console made in the west that isn't contaminated by asian fingerprints.
 

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