Complimenting your wife

[bobbyrob]

No my love your arse doe,s not look big in that dress
whats yours

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

hey, you almost look as good as your sister tonight.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

ooh, thats nice.
do it like your your drinking a mcdonalds thickshake.

 

[Nebbiolo]

hey, you almost look as good as your sister tonight.

That's a winner. Also try replacing sister with mother. She'll melt, and fall into your arms. b)

 

[bigbadjeff]

I NEVER compliment my dearly beloved now. Whenever I do I get met with the "What have you done " or " what are you up to " me dodgy? never

 

[evertonianstu]

haha, repressed husbands try to kid on they wear the trousers thread.

 

[gkpaul]

No my love your arse doe,s not look big in that dress

But your arse makes that dress look big!

 

[Walter Ego]

Its important to let her know how funny you think she is. My girlfriend fell off the bus the other week. I [Poor language removed] pissed myself

 

[Whitebootman]

No my love your arse doe,s not look big in that dress
whats yours

My dearest once tried on a pink and white skirt and asked me what I thought. I said Billy Smart's. Compliments are tricky, the answer is always yes dear.

 

[Chris]

No my love your arse doe,s not look big in that dress
whats yours

I'm dying to post a list of compliments Bobbyrobs wife likes but I'll rise above it! I'll leave that to Chico...