Common wisdom/theories

[Groucho]

Things that are not scientifically quantifiable, but are true. I'll start.

The longer the silence is between my kids mildly injuring themselves and then beginning to wail, the louder the crying will be.

 

[tim gabbott]

Don't go to bed on an argument
Stay up and fight

 

[roydo]

There are older, slower, and more annoying people in supermarkets at a weekend than in the week.

 

[Groucho]

90% of cars with a National Trust sticker on must be driven 10 mph below the limit, straddling lanes when possible.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

90% of cars with a National Trust sticker on must be driven 10 mph below the limit, straddling lanes when possible.

And 93% said drivers will justify their speeds by smugly stating "it's a speed limit, not a target".

 

[roydo]

People with a dog and a working doorbell are always in to sign for a delivery.

People who live in flats with an intercom, never are.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Everton are [Poor language removed]

 

[dandydan]

Cyclists are bellends with a smug sense of superiority and entitlement.

 

[heatmeiser]

If you balance a large prawn on a neighbours front door handle and then start knocking on their living room window and showing them your bus ticket collection, you can guarantee she will not be impressed.

 

[Groucho]

Cyclists are bellends with a smug sense of superiority and entitlement.

I see @Bruce Wayne has seen this lol

If you balance a large prawn on a neighbours front door handle and then start knocking on their living room window and showing them your bus ticket collection, you can guarantee she will not be impressed.

Yeah. My neighbour went mad when I did that.

 

[tsubaki]

all Addison Lee drivers are vermin

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Cyclists are bellends with a smug sense of superiority and entitlement.

There, there.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

The more certain you are of something, the more likely you are to be wrong.

 

[roydo]

The more certain you are of something, the more likely you are to be wrong.

You sure about that?

 

[dandydan]

There, there.

I prefer this one, I bet he still thought it was the drivers fault.