Diogenes the Cynic
Player Valuation: £40m
No because they haven't made significant contributions to film or theatre
They have however brought joy to their football fanbase, however much we may not like it. And we don't.
Let's not crush their spirit at a time where the world just needs a bit more frandliness
It would be momentary pleasure soon departed because they know it is not truly won. They would have long term negative vibes.