COYB75
Player Valuation: £8m
This is your finest yet. Sums up football in the most brilliant way. Can we get a tune out of a knackered but very attractive Escort Mark II. I think that sadly the wheels may have come off and it’s propped up on bricks. But luckily Dyche has an Austin Montego in an old lock-up and this may just get us over the line.Is now on the front page;
Everton v Leeds
And thus, what feels like some cruel, weird sleepwalk into the abyss continues, in a season for Everton (football club) that feels as confusing and painful as your first ever haemorrhoid. We’re mid way through February and – as it stands – Everton are to be relegated. That’s where it is really...www.grandoldteam.com
