Knew a guy who was like Teflon. With everything to be fair not just his dirty dealings. The kind of person who could be flashed by 3 speed cameras in a day and they’d all be out of order.
Anyway, I digress; he cheated on his missus of a few years upwards of 30 times, became properly awkward being around the two knowing what he’d been up to the night before. And really awkward when he’d go on about how much he lived her. He’d bring girls back to their place when she was out and on multiple occasions he’d go back to his missus in their bed after being with someone a few hours before.
He’d bring his missus on nights out and he’d run into the girl he’d been with the week before and somehow he still didn’t get caught, his missus was a smart girl and she never caught on, it was genuinely inexplicable. When they did break up it was really amicable, not to do with any of this and her family still loved him.