Caught cheating stories

[JimmyJeffers]

It was a Tesco’s finest platter with Chorizo and olives. Exactly what you want when engaging in coitus.

Don’t leave us hanging. Give us all the details mate. Was there vol au vents? Cheese squares on a toothpick? OMG. Pickled onions?!

 

[bigjonny]

Don’t leave us hanging. Give us all the details mate. Was there vol au vents? Cheese squares on a toothpick? OMG. Pickled onions?!

You’d have to be careful with one of these on the table

 

[Yarrgh]

I once went to a sex party and the biggest thing that concerned me was that there was a buffet half way through. Food safety seemed to be an afterthought that day.

What kind of food is suitable for a sex party? I presume soft foods and not spicy. Also not crumb producing.

 

[Yarrgh]

It was a Tesco’s finest platter with Chorizo and olives. Exactly what you want when engaging in coitus.

My question answered!

 

[JLW]

I once went to a sex party and the biggest thing that concerned me was that there was a buffet half way through. Food safety seemed to be an afterthought that day.

Boss that ! I’ve just had my fingers up some random tramp and ‘oh look them pork pies look laughing’

 

[The binman chronicles]

What kind of food is suitable for a sex party? I presume soft foods and not spicy. Also not crumb producing.

Fish fingers.

 

[roydo]

Boss that ! I’ve just had my fingers up some random tramp and ‘oh look them pork pies look laughing’

Fish fingers.

Would not be tempted by the oysters, thats for sure.

 

[Yarrgh]

Fish fingers.

Tartar source?

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Would not be tempted by the oysters, thats for sure.

Ignorance is bliss

 

[The binman chronicles]

Tartar source?

I wouldn't risk it.

 

[urquattro]

What kind of food is suitable for a sex party? I presume soft foods and not spicy. Also not crumb producing.

Salmon and cucumber sandwiches!.

 

[blue61]

What kind of food is suitable for a sex party? I presume soft foods and not spicy. Also not crumb producing.

King Prawns.

 

[Nymzee]

What kind of food is suitable for a sex party? I presume soft foods and not spicy. Also not crumb producing.

Nothing high in bran either.

 

[BornBlue76]

What kind of food is suitable for a sex party? I presume soft foods and not spicy. Also not crumb producing.

Deffo nothing with onions or garlic.. keep your breath fresh.... so I’ve heard

 

[trueblue84]

Salmon and cucumber sandwiches!.

Just salmon. The kitchen staff found the cucumbers kept disappearing.