Caught cheating stories

[tommytowne]

Me neither but, in all honesty, the thought is very unappealing to me. I can barely cope with undersatisfying one woman, two is just too much disappointment

There was a similar thread on Blue Kipper some years back. One lad gave into his girl's fantasy wish and brought another lad to join them. It's the way he described the moment when his mate got his tadger out and the size of it totally demoralised him and led to him not being able to get a boner.

 

[Prevenger17]

There was a similar thread on Blue Kipper some years back. One lad gave into his girl's fantasy wish and brought another lad to join them. It's the way he described the moment when his mate got his tadger out and the size of it totally demoralised him and led to him not being able to get a boner.

Loooool. I have nothing but respect for people who experiment with that sort of thing but a threesome is nightmare stuff imo

 

[bluerobert]

Jesus. I mean, that's quite a twisted tale. Quite the lengths to go to in order to test your fidelity. Which, if that WAS the plan indicates she is a bit crazy. If it was regret / jealousy because she suddenly felt awful and realised it was not something she was happy with then it is actually on her to own those feelings. Taking it out on you is pretty

Also, sounds like you had unprotected sex. Hope you got tested after mate.

Haha I did mate, was all clear.

I think that’s how she planned it to go, she did say they were going to stop
It before it started but people get caught up in it don’t they. I suppose as it went on she started to remember her initial plan

 

[bluerobert]

I ended up in a threesome once with my ex girlfriend and her best mate. I can remember to a point then woke up naked on the living room floor. None of us are exactly sure what happened.

Did you leave ex have issues with it happening?

 

[ForeverBlue92]

Years ago I got with a girl I worked with, she asked me if I’d ever had a 3 way and I hadn’t so she arranged for me to meet her and her best friend out one night. I turned up and the 2 of them were absolutely bladdered. I’d driven in to meet them to make sure I had a clear head for the nights action.

we went back to the girls I was seeing and the night went as expected. Towards the end the girl I was seeing whispered in my ear “this is the last time we’ll ever have sex” I was so caught up in fulfilling a dream I didn’t really pay attention to it. After it was over her friend went and slept in the spare room and the girl I was seeing went mental at me for cheating on her with this girl, saying she wasn’t enough for me after instigating and arranging the entire thing. She said they’d planned to stop right before it happened to embarrass me but ended up both going through with it. They never spoke to each other again after it. Felt bad for breaking up 2 mates but I was 20/21. The girl told everyone we worked with I cheated with her best friend and rather then ruin her reputation I just let everyone think I had. I knew I was leaving there soon anyway and would never have to see any of them again.

In fact, right after this the girl I had been seeing came to me and showed me an abortion appointment she’d gone to. Got pregnant off that night and got rid of it without ever discussing it with me

Must have a cock like a tractor engine you lad

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Haha I did mate, was all clear.

I think that’s how she planned it to go, she did say they were going to stop
It before it started but people get caught up in it don’t they. I suppose as it went on she started to remember her initial plan

Sounds absolutely loopy. You're well served clear of it!

 

[ArtetaMoney]

3 of us on a lads holiday went to Cancun for Spring Break, I unknowingly booked us in to a swingers hotel (I was unaware, honestly). The hotel was boss and I’m glad I did as it was a smart place and not as seedy as I’d hop... I mean imagined.

Anyway, I got propositioned by a man and his wife about 10 days in to the holiday. She was about 25 stone (proper American fat, soz GoT yanks) and they were about 30 years my elder, I was about 22 at the time.

Closest I’ve been to a threesome, that. I reckon I’d either be dead from crushing injuries or have PTSD had I gone through with it.

I've never had a threesome

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Did you leave ex have issues with it happening?

Haha. No not at all

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Couple of lads I played football with had a threesome in Weymouth during our team's summer tour.

One of them pulled in a nightclub, says to the girl "we'll have to go back to your place" she explains that her mum will be there minding the kids, so my teammate is explaining that he's sharing a hotel room and it's probably not going to happen.

Girl says, "if your mate doesn't mind then I don't care, he can even join in."

Back to the hotel they go, teammate number two joins in.

The lad I was friendlier with said there was a moment when they were both going at it the two lads made eye contact. Proper lingering eye contact. While in the throes of... well, you know.

It freaked them both out, think I'm right in saying they never spoke about it and hardly ever talked again.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Halfway there Prev. You could say we are semi there.

Keep me, I mean them coming guys.

Giz one your stories @LinekersLegs

Going to decline that invitation thanks!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

3 of us on a lads holiday went to Cancun for Spring Break, I unknowingly booked us in to a swingers hotel (I was unaware, honestly). The hotel was boss and I’m glad I did as it was a smart place and not as seedy as I’d hop... I mean imagined.

Anyway, I got propositioned by a man and his wife about 10 days in to the holiday. She was about 25 stone (proper American fat, soz GoT yanks) and they were about 30 years my elder, I was about 22 at the time.

Closest I’ve been to a threesome, that. I reckon I’d either be dead from crushing injuries or have PTSD had I gone through with it.

You did it didn't you?

It's okay, we are all friends here. We'll work through the PTSD together.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

You did it didn't you?

It's okay, we are all friends here. We'll work through the PTSD together.

Honestly mate, I reckon she was a good 3-4 times my size. I’m not sure it would have been physically possible for me to goose her. Otherwise I might have thought about it.

 

[PaddyJames]

3 of us on a lads holiday went to Cancun for Spring Break, I unknowingly booked us in to a swingers hotel (I was unaware, honestly). The hotel was boss and I’m glad I did as it was a smart place and not as seedy as I’d hop... I mean imagined.

Anyway, I got propositioned by a man and his wife about 10 days in to the holiday. She was about 25 stone (proper American fat, soz GoT yanks) and they were about 30 years my elder, I was about 22 at the time.

Closest I’ve been to a threesome, that. I reckon I’d either be dead from crushing injuries or have PTSD had I gone through with it.

Was the fella fit?

 

[tommytowne]

Loooool. I have nothing but respect for people who experiment with that sort of thing but a threesome is nightmare stuff imo

Modesty forbids me to relate my only experience. Put it this way, its not what I expected.

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Was the fella fit?

He was a dish, plums were a bit saggy though.