Can't think, can't fight. What do these players actually have?

[teppic]

Apart from the fact they don't have the stomach for a fight, this lot of players genuinely seem to have the lowest IQ collectively of any squad in the league.

That's some achievement.

 

[cronullasharks]

Cash. And lots of it.

 

[Toffeepot]

They have our expectations at rock bottom is all they have

 

[BlueStevie35]

The ability not to make threads for every thought process?

 

[Muggins]

I watched Holgate with the ball on the edge of their box when we were trying to mount an attack. He just kicked it straight through a gap massively over hit straight out for a goal kick.

Lampard just turned away shaking his head. I bet he thought wow…you are beyond crap..!

 

[Curtis]

Dele has a Rolls Royce it's very nice

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Nice haircuts?

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

I'd like to add they don't have gonads either, based on Lampards outbursts post Palace.

 

[Wolf8312]

I watched Holgate with the ball on the edge of their box when we were trying to mount an attack. He just kicked it straight through a gap massively over hit straight out for a goal kick.

Lampard just turned away shaking his head. I bet he thought wow…you are beyond crap..!

Frank too though right?

 

[WilliamPerry]

They have blood on their hands when we go down , they have helped kill this club along with the creatures on the board ..

 

[Rook]

2nd place ribbon in the Merseyside fashion contest

 

[Zatara]

Lots of money
Flash cars
Massive houses
Hot girls

And of course...nice clothes.

 

[WilliamPerry]

Skorts and skateboards

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

Money

 

[diggerdestroyer]

What do the have. The ability of some of them to be able to walk without a spine amazes me. There is an act in the circus for some of them after this.