Busting our balls [Vadis odjidja ofoe]

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I doubt Moyes will play Felli and Osman in midfield together from the start of a match. I think it could work but realistically we won't be seeing it.
 
Early this morning about 3am when the night was at its darkest and the moon was at its fullest something smashed through my bedroom window. Starteled yet interested (with a touch off being pissed off some [Poor language removed] had just smashed one of my brand new double glazed windows) I approached the object which turned out to be a rock with a note attached it read "your ma's a **** fat boy!".

I rushed to the window only to see a figure all in black with a white manikins mask and a cape. Little prick flipped me the bird then started laughing a laught that the very gates of hell would rejec. Then he disappeared in cloud of smoke but that laugh, oh that laught still lingered in the dark and unforgiving night.

A few feeling had developed in me with the current situation I found my self in. Wonder(what the the hell is going on), anger(two damm days I've had them windows for) and admiration(say what you will about the figure in black but he had style).

But the note is what picked my interest the most as am not fat, portly yes but fat is a bit far hurtfull too. So I desided it must be a anagram so I set to work to solve this riddle and although being highly dyslexic and not really sure what I was doing I set to work like a man possessed, am man with a mission, a man still tripping balls from the shrooms he took earlier that evening.

After hours of relentless work I finally did it, the message had been deciphered and it read "FIFA says yes". Safe in knowing that everything will be alright I whent to bed only to wake up this morning with a newly fitted window and the rock and note gone. Am not sure what the hell is going on but I know two things one this figure in black is one clever [Poor language removed] and two am sure it won't be the last I hear from him.
 
seems ironic that this thread was named busting our balls. DAVIDMOYES really is so pyar sauced, he not even called the signing, but he knew it would be a long drawn out situation that would bust our balls
 
Think it was more that Stoke offered Blackburn a better deal for N'Zonzi.

They certainly preferred the permanent move but he spoke to everton and it's a deal he could have had if he'd wanted but like I've said before i'm told he wasn't particularly impressed by moyes at the talks and the fact we only had a desire to Loan led him to wonder how 'wanted' he really was.

As for people taking about 'more money at stoke' , they aren't big wage payers at all in fact i think they're absolutely miles away from the kind of money we pay.
 
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