Early this morning about 3am when the night was at its darkest and the moon was at its fullest something smashed through my bedroom window. Starteled yet interested (with a touch off being pissed off some [Poor language removed] had just smashed one of my brand new double glazed windows) I approached the object which turned out to be a rock with a note attached it read "your ma's a **** fat boy!".
I rushed to the window only to see a figure all in black with a white manikins mask and a cape. Little prick flipped me the bird then started laughing a laught that the very gates of hell would rejec. Then he disappeared in cloud of smoke but that laugh, oh that laught still lingered in the dark and unforgiving night.
A few feeling had developed in me with the current situation I found my self in. Wonder(what the the hell is going on), anger(two damm days I've had them windows for) and admiration(say what you will about the figure in black but he had style).
But the note is what picked my interest the most as am not fat, portly yes but fat is a bit far hurtfull too. So I desided it must be a anagram so I set to work to solve this riddle and although being highly dyslexic and not really sure what I was doing I set to work like a man possessed, am man with a mission, a man still tripping balls from the shrooms he took earlier that evening.
After hours of relentless work I finally did it, the message had been deciphered and it read "FIFA says yes". Safe in knowing that everything will be alright I whent to bed only to wake up this morning with a newly fitted window and the rock and note gone. Am not sure what the hell is going on but I know two things one this figure in black is one clever [Poor language removed] and two am sure it won't be the last I hear from him.