Brother-in-law issue

[Tree13]

Currently got the wife's brother staying with us. He's 19, so old enough to be tried and convicted as an adult.

He's a noisy eater. Mouth flaps open and closed over and over, gulps air, won't breathe through his nose. Does it with his drinks too - every cup of tea sounds like a pack of seals subjecting a wounded seagull to an evening of non-consensual bukkake.

I respectfully ask the forum's permission to hasten his departure from this world.

 

[Seathestars]

Address mate, sorted £500

 

[evertoniandy]

Or just tell him that every sound he makes while he eats makes you want to end his existence and see what happens.

 

[Sapie88]

I have a broken nose so sometimes eat noisily. However if he has no excuse then kill him.

Voted Edam.

 

[Phil Condom]

Tell him if he doesn't stop you're gonna bum his sister ......

Oh.... Awkward

 

[Ashtonian]

Currently got the wife's brother staying with us. He's 19, so old enough to be tried and convicted as an adult.

He's a noisy eater. Mouth flaps open and closed over and over, gulps air, won't breathe through his nose. Does it with his drinks too - every cup of tea sounds like a pack of seals subjecting a wounded seagull to an evening of non-consensual bukkake.

I respectfully ask the forum's permission to hasten his departure from this world.

Tell him to be quiet or you'll make him hear every last sound of you doing his sister.

That will scare him

 

[tommye]

Record him.

Show him.

Shame him.


Failing that, repeatedly smash his face into his dinner until he stops.

You're welcome.

 

[sageyefc]

I agree with condom, film yourself porking his sister and show him it

 

[Donald Twain]

Currently got the wife's brother staying with us. He's 19, so old enough to be tried and convicted as an adult.

He's a noisy eater. Mouth flaps open and closed over and over, gulps air, won't breathe through his nose. Does it with his drinks too - every cup of tea sounds like a pack of seals subjecting a wounded seagull to an evening of non-consensual bukkake.

I respectfully ask the forum's permission to hasten his departure from this world.

one of the symptoms of insanity this, before you know it you'll be slashing his throat mate .

 

[tommye]

Tell him if he doesn't stop you're gonna bum his sister ......

Oh.... Awkward

Ignore this and bum him.

Give the l'il bish something to make a noise about.

 

[DownOnTheUpside]

Tell him if he doesn't stop you're gonna bum his sister ......

Oh.... Awkward

this, just smash her loudly and consistently

 

[peteblue]

Is his sister a noisy eater too........

 

[Tree13]

Is his sister a noisy eater too........

Nope. But she snores, bless her little heart.

 

[dholliday]

he's probably just got a bad case of sinusitis and rhinitis. Blocked nose, so can't breathe properly through it.

you ever tried eating on a blocked nose? even copping a cheeky snog off yer mar is a struggle.

and you wanna murder the poor bugger?

you bad monster

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Address mate, sorted £500

£500?
That's London prices
You hit the zero twice by mistake?