Match Thread Brentford v Everton - Preview, Match Report and 3-day MotM Poll

Everton Man of the Match


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We're going to control the game for the first three minutes, then sit back in a 1-3-2-1-1-1-1-1 formation while they pass through like a cycling proficiency test going through the cones, but we score first from a Pickford clearance and in a backs to the wall battle only concede four in the next ten minutes.
Match gets abandoned to a terrorist alert involving Al Qaeda, the Sons of Glenhoddle and Just Stop Oil.
We still get docked points for wearing the wrong kit...
I think all of that is more likely that a 2-0 Everton win .. madness!
 

Dyche is losing me game by game now.

Shocking that he persists with that same CM, and drops an attacker to accommodate Garner, who’ll again be playing out of position
 

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