'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[AndyC]

Paying £48 for a haircut and beard trim in Shoreditch, becoming everything I despise(d).

You were fleeced mate

 

[jackyboy]

You were fleeced mate

Haven't been yet, going tomorrow!

 

[AndyC]

Haven't been yet, going tomorrow!

You will be fleeced mate

 

[Groucho]

Paying £48 for a haircut and beard trim in Shoreditch, becoming everything I despise(d).

Cancel.

Why pay that?

 

[jackyboy]

Cancel.

Why pay that?

Mainly because my barber in Liverpool reccomended him. He being a man I now trust implicitly, has a large sway. Also I don't mind paying for something if the quality and service is good. Seeing is my appointment is 90 mins I'm willing to give him a chance.

*Returns tomorrow with hair like Lloyd Christmas*

 

[Groucho]

Mainly because my barber in Liverpool reccomended him. He being a man I now trust implicitly, has a large sway. Also I don't mind paying for something if the quality and service is good. Seeing is my appointment is 90 mins I'm willing to give him a chance.

*Returns tomorrow with hair like Lloyd Christmas*

Come to ours.

I have gardens shears and will do it for £10.

 

[jackyboy]

Come to ours.

I have gardens shears and will do it for £10.

Sounds good.

Do you have beard oils ?

 

[Groucho]

Sounds good.

Do you have beard oils ?

If they make it from olives, yeah, loads.

 

[The binman chronicles]

How do they know? Surely that's false advertising...

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Still waiting for my enhanced DBS to come through...
Thought it would be here by now , considering it is my 5th and they have all my details..

 

[Eggs]

...had to take my new spectacles back today, can't see a thing out of them. Optician reckons the prescription and varifocal is wrong which is pretty much everything. Ah well, fingers crossed they'll be ok when I get them back but in the meantime if you see an old fella walking into lamp posts it'll be me.

 

[Kurt.]

Mainly because my barber in Liverpool reccomended him. He being a man I now trust implicitly, has a large sway. Also I don't mind paying for something if the quality and service is good. Seeing is my appointment is 90 mins I'm willing to give him a chance.

*Returns tomorrow with hair like Lloyd Christmas*

Da fuq is he using to cut it... a spoon ??

 

[Seathestars]

Happy 420 day

@tommye

 

[summerisle]

Went for an interview this afternoon at an Italian restaurant. Good afternoon, my name is @summerisle and I have an interview at 4 o'clock, I said. Cue puzzled glance, form an excitable babble of excited Italians with plenty of arms waving, comes back.

Apparently there are no vacancies and they have no record of me applying for a job. Bloody inefficient Italians ; I have forwarded the e-mail they sent me offering an interview, with a suitable caustic rejoinder.

 

[Gwlacticos]

Went for an interview this afternoon at an Italian restaurant. Good afternoon, my name is @summerisle and I have an interview at 4 o'clock, I said. Cue puzzled glance, form an excitable babble of excited Italians with plenty of arms waving, comes back.

Apparently there are no vacancies and they have no record of me applying for a job. Bloody inefficient Italians ; I have forwarded the e-mail they sent me offering an interview, with a suitable caustic rejoinder.

I would leave a horses head on the doorstep mate.