Filling a television survey on viewers' habits and a special section came up all on its own about Jermain Jenas. After studying the multiple choice questions, I've chosen that he's arrogant, boring, patronising, smug, offensive and cold. Asking for any further comments I put forward the reasoned argument that :
Why anyone would consider this ex footballer, and not a particularly good one at that, to have any purposeful future in television is beyond me. We have enough vacuous non entities as it is.
Hopefully that's stymied his future career in television. Cheered me up no end.