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[DualityNSNO]

I just made cookie cake

 

[carlos21]

I just made cookie cake

Hello lad how are you today mate.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

78kg

 

[sageyefc]

Just cracked open two eggs and both of them had double yolk

 

[Huyton Layne]

This exists.

 

[summerisle]

This exists.

That women definitely shouldn't give up her day job. Makes Mike Yarwood seem a member of the Pantheon of impressionatists.

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

This exists.

Shouldn't she be madeline liverpool from bradford?

 

[evertoniandy]

This exists.

From the Newcastle area of Liverpool I take it?

 

[madkiwi]

I've just discovered my first white nose hair.

 

[rascal]

Just had a subliminal message in my dreams that they are coming. So pplease, stock up your survival kit.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

cleaned the microwave

 

[hampshireblue1878]

This exists.

Sounds like John bishop trying to put on his scouse accent

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just handed my notice in. Felt good.

 

[sageyefc]

Just handed my notice in. Felt good.

You got something else lined up?

 

[Baines' left foot]

You got something else lined up?

Yeah got an offer last week which I accepted on Friday.