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[sageyefc]

and may yuletide logs slip from your fire and burn your house down!

Wow

 

[DualityNSNO]

and may yuletide logs slip from your fire and burn your house down!

Absolute savage, zero chill.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Kids woke at 5:45 this morning instead of somewhere between half 6 and 7. I will be napping today.

 

[Kurt.]

Bought 2 cars yesterday.... 1 for the mrs and a first car for my daughter.

 

[summerisle]

I've ate one and a half layers of Black Magic.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Last Thursday my job contract finished at a job I absolutely loved. Was gutted and thought I was doomed to weeks of searching for a new role as good as that one.

Well the next day (and first job I applied for) I was offered an interview with a great company.

Today I had my second interview and was offered the position almost immediately (on more money I've ever been on also I might add).

Absolutely over the moon here lads. Though it's a bit odd to think I now work in the fashion industry.

BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS !!!

 

[Maxwell]

BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS !!!

Saw your housemate on tinder the other day. Swiped right for the #bants

 

[Baines' left foot]

Saw your housemate on tinder the other day. Swiped right for the #bants

Hahaha! I had to swipe left to avoid any potential awkwardness.

 

[LocalNative]

Woman actually fry my tits

 

[Groucho]

Woman actually fry my tits

There are anti-cannibal laws mate.

 

[Eggs]

Kids woke at 5:45 this morning instead of somewhere between half 6 and 7. I will be napping today.

......don't worry, Matey, it won't be long before you're struggling to get them up of a morning. Irony is if you're anything like me, your body clock will change for good and you'll be a permanent early riser yourself.

 

[Huyton Layne]

......don't worry, Matey, it won't be long before you're struggling to get them up of a morning. Irony is if you're anything like me, your body clock will change for good and you'll be a permanent early riser yourself.

I dunno, my body is fighting it very hard. Always been a late sleeper with cheffing, starting at around 10am then finishing around 10pm. Would be useful though for when i go back to work.

 

[Groucho]

......don't worry, Matey, it won't be long before you're struggling to get them up of a morning. Irony is if you're anything like me, your body clock will change for good and you'll be a permanent early riser yourself.

I dunno, my body is fighting it very hard. Always been a late sleeper with cheffing, starting at around 10am then finishing around 10pm. Would be useful though for when i go back to work.

It's turned me into an early bird.

 

[davids]

England drew with Pakistan.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I need new clothes but I utterly detest the process of shopping. Online shopping is a minefield too.

Shopping for me is like a smash and grab raid. I find out what I need, I go to the shop and then get in and out as fast as possible (like I do with yer mar hahaahhaha). I hate queuing with a passion.