'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[JammyP]

Haha as if

Leicester shirts already bought

Fox sake

 

[Billy Dean]

booked a day of flexi leave tomorrow to go to Europa park, Europes biggest theme park apparently. I'm 35.

 

[Groucho]

I had the biggest block of white Stilton today.

@ilikecheese

 

[kev]

Just farted lads lads?

 

[AlE]

Passed all my exams. Cool

 

[The Esk]

Passed all my exams. Cool

Congratulations

 

[summerisle]

Heatwave next week : drink plenty of fluids ; keep out of the sun ; plenty of sunscreen ; train network collapses - every year the same

 

[BigBlueConk]

Apparently GOT is about to be invaded by a load of angry mums from another website.
None of which are particularly good looking.

 

[sheedy's big toe]

On the way to the hospital with my girlfriend so she can be induced to have our first baby! Can't wait now!

nice one, congratulation's and good luck

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Neville a coach at Valencia now? WTF

 

[Pienaar's gloves]

Having offered my services to my current employer for over four years and being treated like a pubic hair, I have decided upon a change and I am currently applying for a job, for the nineteenth time this weekend.

Chances of getting an interview in current climate?

2/10 I reckon.

 

[peteblue]

Just poured a glass of Merlot.......

 

[Baines' left foot]

I ate a lot of junk food over the weekend. I've been for 5 poos already today.

My bum is sore.

 

[degsy]

against my own advice I looked at this thread.
teach me not to listen to the inner Degsy

 

[The T-Dex]

Sleeping in the back of a car for the night in a rest stop near a town called Gympie.

It's pronounced the way you want it to be. Not famous for the leather clad weirdos though.