'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Kurt.]

You're the expert on blurts so I'll take your word for it.

But I think you'll find I'm right.

Koff ye blert.... Xx

 

[Kurt.]

You're the expert on blurts so I'll take your word for it.

I also suggest you check out the GOT dictionary before trying to come over all butch and offensive dear xx

 

[chrissyjack]

I went to the cinema to watch The Hobbit, earlier . You pay for tickets on a machine, now . And , as seems to occur each time I go , the Ice Blast machine wasn't working

 

[Kurt.]

I went to the cinema to watch The Hobbit, earlier . You pay for tickets on a machine, now . And , as seems to occur each time I go , the Ice Blast machine wasn't working

Unbelievable that chrissy my friend... If feel your pain ( but not your iceblast headache )

 

[Sapie88]

I'm on the verge of having an actual missus, first since me divorce.

Sorry @Boss_Blue

 

[Elong]

Not sure it's breaking news but @Elong has a massive Bellend xx

The ladies have told me this many a time.

 

[chrissyjack]

Unbelievable that chrissy my friend... If feel your pain ( but not your iceblast headache )

Had a regular Pepsi. Cost almost the same as the movie ticket ffs

* not that I paid, like . Me lad did

 

[Boss_Blue]

I'm on the verge of having an actual missus, first since me divorce.

Sorry @Boss_Blue

No worries mate.

Makes me feel less guilty cheating on mine.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just had a wisdom tooth out. £50 FFS.

Was surprisingly straightforward, though.

 

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

I also suggest you check out the GOT dictionary before trying to come over all butch and offensive dear xx

I'll come all over you in a minute, dear xx

 

[bluemangroup]

I'm on the verge of having an actual missus, first since me divorce.

Sorry @Boss_Blue

Hope you aren't yourself around her mate. Don't want to ruin it.

 

[Librarian]

I'm on the verge of having an actual missus, first since me divorce.

Sorry @Boss_Blue

Jaysus, that's like breaking back into prison

 

[Kurt.]

Just bought a case of lager for £20.00..... Tonight I'm gonna party like its £19.99 !!

 

[The Esk]

My 14 yr old son had his first shave this afternoon.....

 

[Sapie88]

Hope you aren't yourself around her mate. Don't want to ruin it.

Jaysus, that's like breaking back into prison

Well she's just bought me rum, steak and loves Modest Mouse. I'm delighted.