'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Kurt.]

And yet you were interested enough to comment.

As was I.



Not sure where I was going with this.

Kids got a point @RAFUH

 

[Boss_Blue]

Kids got a point @RAFUH

Does this make me your son?


Cover yourself up Dad FFS

 

[RAFUH]

Kids got a point @RAFUH

I was showing concern about your mental health.

 

[Boss_Blue]

I was showing concern about your mental health.

And his shriveled penis.

 

[BluePeadar]

The batteries in my smoke alarm will need replacing soon.

 

[Tramps_mate]

A parrot with a British accent that went missing for four years has returned speaking Spanish

http://www.news24.com/Green/News/Missing-parrot-returns-speaking-Spanish-20141013

 

[DanEFC92]

Having some asda own dark chocolate butter biscuits with a cup of tea.

 

[Prevenger17]

My big toenail just fell off.

 

[DualityNSNO]

My big toenail just fell off.

Happened to me a few months ago, cuz a guy stomped on mine during a footy game.

 

[Prevenger17]

Happened to me a few months ago, cuz a guy stomped on mine during a footy game.

Ouch, I know that feeling too. I whacked it off the leg of a chair this time. My feet look like melted wellies, I just don't look after them.

 

[Librarian]

Might turn the heating off.....if it gets too hot

 

[Prevenger17]

Think I'm going to watch Alien tonight. Love Alien.

 

[Boss_Blue]

Think I'm going to watch Alien tonight. Love Alien.

Fantastic film.

 

[Huyton Layne]

I might watch Aliens. In the mood for a bit more pew pew.

 

[deipnosophist]

Sharemarkets are not doing so well lately.