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Sapie88 · August 28, 2014

I've just seen a hedgehog, named him Dave.

bluemangroup · August 28, 2014

Sapie88 said:
I've just seen a hedgehog, named him Dave.

Nice.

Durham Toffee · August 28, 2014

I just bought my first Everton shirt!

Sapie88 · August 28, 2014

bluemangroup said:
Nice.

Had to stop my dog from getting him, my dogs name is Bob.

bluemangroup · August 28, 2014

Durham Toffee said:
I just bought my first Everton shirt!

Congrats mate, Everton bug seems to have bitten you hard. You can thank or blame your wife for turning you onto us.

bluemangroup · August 28, 2014

Sapie88 said:
Had to stop my dog from getting him, my dogs name is Bob.

Too right there Sap. Bob swallowing Dave wouldn't be good to watch.

Durham Toffee · August 28, 2014

bluemangroup said:
Congrats mate, Everton bug seems to have bitten you hard. You can thank or blame your wife for turning you onto us.

Definitely thank.

I have been made to feel very welcome already. It's cracking when you find a community that you feel tuned into in such a short space of time. It might seem odd to others, coming to a team in my early 30's with absolutely no involvement with them until I met my wife years back. I can honestly say, you've got my full support now though. I know I don't know loads about the squad and the history yet and I've never really been to the area until recently, I've not really got a right to comment yet...but it's such an addiction.

This is something very exciting for me. It really is.

Cheers.

Sapie88 · August 28, 2014

bluemangroup said:
Too right there Sap. Bob swallowing Dave wouldn't be good to watch.

A bit of light sodomy wouldn't go amiss though.

bluemangroup · August 28, 2014

Sapie88 said:
A bit of light sodomy wouldn't go amiss though.

You sicken me.

Sapie88 · August 28, 2014

bluemangroup said:
You sicken me.

Beastiality FTW.

bluemangroup · August 28, 2014

Durham Toffee said:
Definitely thank.

I have been made to feel very welcome already. It's cracking when you find a community that you feel tuned into in such a short space of time. It might seem odd to others, coming to a team in my early 30's with absolutely no involvement with them until I met my wife years back. I can honestly say, you've got my full support now though.

This is something very exciting for me. It really is.

Cheers.

Glad you're enjoying your time pal. Bit of a worry that you're so in tune with this large collection of slovenly perverts on here. But Everton is a mad old ride, it really is, something that makes you so mad, so happy and so so desperate for the next one is never healthy. Addictive though.

HuddersfieldToffee · August 29, 2014

I projectile vomited in Ikea, where the kids get the passes for the creche.

efcarentwe · August 30, 2014

George Galloway has had his jaw broke :dance:

vile vile scum bag :pint2:

The Mighty Quint · August 30, 2014

Breaking News on Sky!

Arge is missing...

Durham Toffee · August 30, 2014

Waited in all day for the postman to bring my new Everton shirt. Yesterday was the estimated day of delivery.

Didn't come.

Will I wait in all day today?

Beers in the fridge...TV tuned to Sky Sports News HQ...wife on a hen weekend...daughter at the mother-in-laws...

Er.

Yeah.