'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Walken]

just robbed a can of coke out the boss's fridge, drinking it with a pack of smokey bacon

 

[Connor]

Got me Results from School. No-ones arsed.

Boss Thread lidz.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Watching Jeremy Kyle. Got to love afternoons off.

 

[Holian9]

Started watching Breaking Bad.

Just finished season 4 of breaking bad.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

just robbed a can of coke out the boss's fridge, drinking it with a pack of smokey bacon

Actual bacon?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I've officially been given my finishing date in work.

Bad news mate.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Example just told me to "[Poor language removed] off" on that there twitter
.


Now all his hanger ons are abusing me.

 

[Goat]

I just retweeted it lad.

Priceless that.

 

[angelwitch]

I went to the shops for a newspaper. I'm back home now. I thought I'd share that.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I just retweeted it lad.

Priceless that.

Honest to god.

 

[angelwitch]

That's got a whole thread of its own. This is for news noone is interested in. What colour are your socks - that type of thing.

I don't agree. My wife bought me several pairs of new socks the other day. They are black but with coloured toes. One pair has red toes. One pair has yellow toes. One pair has blue toes. I think that's worth sharing.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

I don't agree. My wife bought me several pairs of new socks the other day. They are black but with coloured toes. One pair has red toes. One pair has yellow toes. One pair has blue toes. I think that's worth sharing.

one pair with red toes!? *vomits*

 

[angelwitch]

one pair with red toes!? *vomits*

As an act of friendship I am now colouring in said offending coloured toes with black permo marker.

 

[angelwitch]

Its 4 minutes past three as I type this.

 

[scratchnsurf]

Its 4 minutes past three as I type this.

You've well got the hang of this thread mate.

I'm going to mow the back lawn now.