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Kurt. · August 11, 2012

Just had a terrific/horrific dump.... bleeding from my arse now so im sitting down with a coffee and a pack of ginger biscuits to help me battle this tremendous hangover which is gonna be on me all feckin day.....

Bigmaclad · August 11, 2012

COUNTY WON THEIR MATCH 4 - 3 LADS

toffeejack · August 11, 2012

Bigmaclad said:
COUNTY WON THEIR MATCH 4 - 3 LADS

yeah i saw, there was a 5-4 in that division as well, as well as wrexham winning 3-1, footy season is back lids

Groucho · August 11, 2012

I had my tracking done and got a new tyre earlier.

Bigmaclad · August 11, 2012

toffeejack said:
yeah i saw, there was a 5-4 in that division as well, as well as wrexham winning 3-1, footy season is back lids

Was a mad match mate, they're pretty much the best team in the division too!

Buzzin'

Username · August 11, 2012

I've had an erection all day and i don't know why, fair enough when i'm at school like but when you open the door to take in a parcel for your neighbors in your undies and forget about yer stonker, well it's not doing me any favors

Deleted member 28206 · August 11, 2012

Need a huge poo. Also I bought Â£110 of new work
Clobber for my new job. Smart casual? Used to shirt and tie, now it's jeans and t shirts.

Degs62 · August 12, 2012

Washed the wife's car.

tommye · August 12, 2012

Degs62 said:
Washed the wife's car.

what are you after lad?

Nails · August 12, 2012

My Dad just sent me a text that was meant for his girlfriend.

tommye · August 12, 2012

Nails said:
My Dad just sent me a text that was meant for his girlfriend.

oh you really MUST copy n paste.

Nails · August 12, 2012

tommye said:
oh you really MUST copy n paste.

There was nothing dirty in it. It was just all soppy s**t that makes me want to vomit! Seriously Dad, stop being a softie and the birds won't walk all over you!