'Breaking News that nobody is interested in' ...

[Kurt.]

Just had a terrific/horrific dump.... bleeding from my arse now so im sitting down with a coffee and a pack of ginger biscuits to help me battle this tremendous hangover which is gonna be on me all feckin day.....

 

[Bigmaclad]

COUNTY WON THEIR MATCH 4 - 3 LADS

 

[toffeejack]

COUNTY WON THEIR MATCH 4 - 3 LADS

yeah i saw, there was a 5-4 in that division as well, as well as wrexham winning 3-1, footy season is back lids

 

[Groucho]

I had my tracking done and got a new tyre earlier.

 

[Bigmaclad]

yeah i saw, there was a 5-4 in that division as well, as well as wrexham winning 3-1, footy season is back lids

Was a mad match mate, they're pretty much the best team in the division too!

Buzzin'

 

[Username]

I've had an erection all day and i don't know why, fair enough when i'm at school like but when you open the door to take in a parcel for your neighbors in your undies and forget about yer stonker, well it's not doing me any favors

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Need a huge poo. Also I bought £110 of new work
Clobber for my new job. Smart casual? Used to shirt and tie, now it's jeans and t shirts.

 

[Degs62]

Washed the wife's car.

 

[tommye]

Washed the wife's car.

what are you after lad?

 

[Nails]

My Dad just sent me a text that was meant for his girlfriend.

 

[tommye]

My Dad just sent me a text that was meant for his girlfriend.

oh you really MUST copy n paste.

 

[Nails]

oh you really MUST copy n paste.

There was nothing dirty in it. It was just all soppy s**t that makes me want to vomit! Seriously Dad, stop being a softie and the birds won't walk all over you!

 

[scratchnsurf]

I'm in Wales.

 

[Kurt.]

I'm in Wales.

God's own Country mate...... what part you in ?

 

[scratchnsurf]

God's own Country mate...... what part you in ?

Near Brechfa. Also been to Snowdonia this year. Whereabouts does God live? I'll bet it's not Newport. If I had to guess, maybe ..... Rhyl sun centre?