Just in case anyone else was interested:
6 home: Newcastle, Southampton, Burnley, Man United, Sunderland, Spurs (last match of the season)
5 away: Stoke, QPR, Swansea, Aston Villa, West Ham
4 against teams below us in the table: QPR, Burnley, Aston Villa, Sunderland
4 against teams we've beaten this season: QPR, Burnley, West Ham, Aston Villa
5 against teams we've lost to this season (PL): Stoke, Newcastle, Southampton, Man United, Spurs
3 against teams pushing for CL/EL: Man United, Southampton, Spurs
1 team against which internet memes suggest Messi could not score: Stoke
6 home: Newcastle, Southampton, Burnley, Man United, Sunderland, Spurs (last match of the season)
5 away: Stoke, QPR, Swansea, Aston Villa, West Ham
4 against teams below us in the table: QPR, Burnley, Aston Villa, Sunderland
4 against teams we've beaten this season: QPR, Burnley, West Ham, Aston Villa
5 against teams we've lost to this season (PL): Stoke, Newcastle, Southampton, Man United, Spurs
3 against teams pushing for CL/EL: Man United, Southampton, Spurs
1 team against which internet memes suggest Messi could not score: Stoke