bozo early warning flags

[tirion]

Calling me out for a physical.

You are ticking all the boxes.

no, I'm calling you out for a pint

 

[the sniderman]

take flight? as in get on a plane

no buddy spawn wings and fly like other humans.

 

[tirion]

no buddy spawn wings and fly like other humans.

sorry I assumed you were English

 

[Death]

no, I'm calling you out for a pint

Mate you want me to fly all the way over from West Virginia to the Lee arms Liverpool England United Kingdom for a pint?

 

[the sniderman]

sorry I assumed you were English

thank u buddy this is a big compliment. how old are u buddy??

 

[nsno-chris]

give us a shout next time you actually manage to get to a game would love to meet you in Lu Lu's for a pint, bring your buddies @the sniderman and @nsno-chris with you we can have a catch up and have a nice civil conversation about King Carlo and his route map to take the toffees right back to the top

 

[tirion]

Mate you want me to fly all the way over from West Virginia to the Lee arms Liverpool England United Kingdom for a pint?

oh you live in the USA? sorry I thought you were resident in the uk

 

[tirion]

thank u buddy this is a big compliment. how old are u buddy??

old enough to have seen the toffeemen win 2 league titles, an FA cup and a Cup Winners cup

getting a bit old that now Chris, you accepting my invite?

 

[Death]

oh you live in the USA? sorry I thought you were resident in the uk

Born in Canada mate. But I now run the fan club in Wes Virginia been here 3 years. Been watching football to know enough about Carlo when he was wining stuff with Chelsea.

Do you think the Lee Arms is the best place for us to have a "pint"?

 

[the sniderman]

old enough to have seen the toffeemen win 2 league titles, an FA cup and a Cup Winners cup

getting a bit old that now Chris, you accepting my invite?

are u a big strong fit male with no physical ailments buddy??

 

[tirion]

Born in Canada mate. But I now run the fan club in Wes Virginia been here 3 years. Been watching football to know enough about Carlo when he was wining stuff with Chelsea.

Do you think the Lee Arms is the best place for us to have a "pint"?

err its Leigh arms actually, don't want you getting lost

 

[tirion]

are u a big strong fit male with no physical ailments buddy??

yes buddy, you excited about your first trip to Goodison?

 

[the sniderman]

err its Leigh arms actually, don't want you getting lost

can u tell us ideal itinerary for meet in lee arms with death and chris buddy. how can we sort this and be happy??

 

[the sniderman]

yes buddy, you excited about your first trip to Goodison?

no buddy i do not even like the everton. i am only here for bozos.

 

[Death]

err its Leigh arms actually, don't want you getting lost

In America its pronounced Lee. But I apologise. So what should I be looking out for when I get to Lou Lous diner? Are you strong big lad with a United Kingdom accent?