Welton Toffee
Player Valuation: £40m
4-0 today lids. Roberto's gonna work his cup magic and win us a shiny thing. Come on you mother trucking blues.
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Up in tebay penrith with my missus & the owner of the pub we are staying in is a blue so me an him are gonna have a pint later watchin the game. coyb
This pubs the cross keys the owners from formby and like me he hates kopitesLovely place Tebay, loads of Blues in Cumbria. Got a mate who lives near Dalton, which is on the West coast side of Cumbria, near to Barrow , watched the game a few times with him in a pub there which was a proper blue pub.
Don't be silly mate will keep the same side mate,Robles
Coleman stones Jags baines
Barry Mccarthy
Del Ross mirallas
Lukaku
Strong side but also few changes please
If we do make changes it will be with a view to winning the game and also giving players an opportunity to play.
"Premier League survival is our number-one aim this season but you want to win the cup. It is no good saying you want to get to the fifth round and that's you done.
Sapir, Sapie, SapieHello gang, me again sorry.
So another walk in the park against lower league opposition, Bob wasn't too happy but alas we move on.
It was noted in the last preview that you all like a short one (Ooh Matron) so I fully intend on keeping this one quite brief too.
Bournemouth, I've been once and all I vaguely remember about the place is it had a Harry Ramsdens, it's sort of like a scruffy Blackpool of the south, without a tower (Use of word scruff to keep the Chico element alive).
We all remember what happened last time we played them, last minute winner, nope, Everton out Everton-ed themselves that day. The meffs across the park dined out on a picture of some lid in a pair of Lonsdale slip-ons and we all synchronised swore.
To be fair I don't know a lot else more about Bournemouth, I think there's a tank museum down there.
Now on to Everton. What even are we? Just when I thought we were coming good, back to back 3-0 league wins, excited, oh no let's lose at home to Tony Pulis' West Brom. We definitely now have to prioritise the FA Cup, we've got F all else to play for in reality.
Hopefully I'll be bringing you another one of these Speedy Sapie Previews in a few weeks time and hopefully we'll get someone jarg who I know a bit about!!!
Godspeed!