Bleach cocktail masterclass

[GoldenToffee]

Mai Li Tie.

Double shot of rum, a generous pouring of orange curaçao, a squeezing of fresh lime juice, topped off with cheapest Chinese baijiu money can buy.

 

[tellmema]

John Collins - expensive but made with cheap scotch. Promises much, delivers little.

Wedgehammer - in honour of Captain Pip.
Far too much orange juice with poor quality vodka. On the upside, is perfect for a long session - a real steady Eddie. But, in truth leaves you disapPOINTed.

Rumalu - just made it up coz it sounds good. Imagine it's a lethal combo that's so strong it makes your shins turn to jelly. When you've had one, nothing tastes the same after.

Tarkila sunrise - leaves you always smiling in spite of wind ups. Sociable drink that makes everything you hear interesting. A real ear opener if you like, an old school classic.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Sacks on the beach
All your favourites, Benitez, Allardyce, Koeman all combine into a ridiculously expensive failure, leaving you with feelings of what could have been and a slice of anger.
Incredibly bitter but served with an umbrella for the good times.

 

[The Blue Watch]

Jordan On The Beach - blue curaçao, vodka, lemonada, 1 tsp coke.

The perfect cocktail for all occasions, gets you focused, emotional, angry, makes you feel like superman all at the same time.

Many people claim to prefer The Pope, an extremely dull cocktail, but that’s only because they haven’t tried Jordan yet.

 

[witchdoc187]

Yes it's an "we're getting relegated" reactionary thread.

Take your frustration out on the players by coming up with cocktails named after anyone involved with the club.

One rule, it must involve bleach as an ingredient or a fun variant.

Here's an example

Mina Colada - : one part Coconut cream, one part White rum, 3 parts Parazone

Must sit out for 6 months for full flavour.

This is a badly racist post.

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Lock thread

 

[tellmema]

Oops. Didn't read the rules.... Prefer the fun version. In other words, mine. Nea.

 

[The binman chronicles]

We are outside of the relegation places. We can't even get relegation right.

Everton that.

 

[Eggs]

…a Roberto Espresso Martini(z)

Lots of froth, brown floaty bits from his shoes and a bit sickly if you have too much.

 

[Cool_Blue]

Sex on the bleach

 

[LEONARD]

A Tom Davies.

Pour imaginary rum over an imaginary glass full of plastic ice cubes.

Decorate wildly with floating skateboards, umbrellas, and a glace cherry.

Fantastically refreshing.

 

[edwardcrompton]

We're not paying him 30 million quid a year Eddie.
Never ever happening.

We acquired Ancelotti...

 

[bitter-no-better]

Pornstar Martinez

 

[blue61]

The Dominican Chlorine Loo-In

Half dark rum
Half swimming pool cleaner

Makes you feel good for 45 minutes, then sends you to the bog for 6 months.

 

[LostLegend]

Farhad's Billionaire Breeze

1 Part room temperature tap water.



Sounds amazing, but is ultimately tepid and unimpressive.