Best responses to kopite taunts

[Vintage]

Ask how many of them does it take to hang a banner from a stand

 

[Cork Evertonian]

I just ignore it and refuse to get tangled up in their web.

They are without a shadow of a doubt the most spiteful, bitter and twisted fanbase of any major sport.

 

[Ged G]

or ask them who was the manager before Shankley, never met one who knows

or before Klopp even...

 

[Ged G]

How dull

what's "dull" Mr. Jolly?

 

[Ged G]

Or whatever it is in Norwegian

and now in Hungarian, too

 

[West Side Charlie]

 

[Ged G]

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Oh yes, that was another cracker!

 

[blue61]

When they have a dig at bramley moore, just ask them how many stadiums they've built from scratch. Most of them haven't got a clue the answer is zero.

 

[GoldenToffee]

This was far too easy.

 

[judge]

Just tell them that genuine fans are those that have stuck with their club through thick and thin, seasons when it's nailed on that the best you'll get is to avoid relegation. They've never known the thin (unless you count only finishing 8th in the league and winning a cup every 3 years or so). How can any of them call themselves real fans when they've never been tested?

 

[barneygumble]

Honestly? The best taunt is - and for me, its comes from a complete place of truth.

"Not arsed about your scab club anymore."

Before mentioning Super League, they're greed of controlling TV Money, demand of scrapping replays due to "fatigue", a forced winter Break thanks to Klopp, moving of FA Cup 5th round to mid week.

There's a rivalry there for me, but not cause it's our local rivals, because they're scabs.

They hate the fact I don't give them the attention they crave.

"imagine being us" - No, you're okay thanks.

 

[linnane666]

So detached from reality they think we only exist to try and derail their tiltle bid..I just laugh at them and carry on about my business, it winds them up more. My brothers a Liverpool fan and he even agrees they are pathetic. Hed rather talk football with Everton fans

 

[Exeter_Gently]

Don't get involved... don't give them the time of day.

I don't even acknowledge they exist.

Let's be honest we've got enough going on with our own club without getting involved with that lot.

 

[Kurt.]

I just tell them that I know we’re , i know we’re skint, I know we’ve been battling relegation for the past few years …. But you’ve spent over a billion on players, sit at the top of the league and flying in Europe….. yet you still can’t beat us

 

[Moonlight dribble]

Only one manager ever sprinting across the pitch after a goal. That day revealed everything about them. It means everything to them.