Dan Tanner
Player Valuation: £10m
Yeah was looking at Villa away on the Friday night. So no chance of vermin travelling up from Essex to watch them in town.
Unfortunately a few times I've been in town last year on the Friday b4 the rats play Saturday, and it's infested with them.
Hoardes of their oirish and Scandinavian based beauts, never mind the home counties mega-meffs.
Up by central it's rammed silly with the FKW's singing "Der songs lar." Whilst the rest of them just annoy the hell out of right minded folk all over the remainder of the town pubs with their uber-football-fan nonsense, it's a nightmare, infuriating but strangely hilarious to listen to the guff they churn out... If you can understand them that is....