Confirmed Signing Bernard

[deipnosophist]

Both are as ITK as anyone with access to the internet

lol I thought, given the fact they're regulars at the Goodison celebrity match, that they might have 'strategically embedded sources'* within the upper echelons of EFC.



*aka: a mole

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

We’re gonna win the league, LOOK

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Figures. It it's not the Kaiser or Hitler getting in our way just when we're on the way up, the entire planet will now implode after we win the league

 

[Tony1985]

I hope this is real and not just another agent trying to get a better deal.

 

[Abraders]

Good signing

 

[Ring master]

went out 2 odd hours ago,and came back to this news,and read the most pages in a row ever on this site via one thread lol,37 pages just caught up on,you lot dont half write a load of stuff lol

 

[john_r]

That assist around 1.15... how???

Oh God, just how aweful is that backing track?

 

[john_r]

He’s 1” shorter than a little fella who sparked a turnaround in fortunes in the 80s.

So, an inch shorter than Inchy?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

lol I thought, given the fact they're regulars at the Goodison celebrity match, that they might have 'strategically embedded sources'* within the upper echelons of EFC.



*aka: a mole

AKA, has a bevvy with Prenno

 

[Saint Domingo]

I actually think Cenk might be at risk of dropping out of the starting 11 if he goes on a baron run. Altough I do think he is a finisher and should get plenty of service from this lot.

Good to have options though. We could easily switch it up and have any number of Richarlison, Walcott or Bernard through the middle up top

Squad and competition is key

Tosun at home but Richarlison or Walcott through the middle away from home might be interesting. It’s the best collection of attacking options we’ve had at the club for a long time. Probably since 2014 when Lukaku Mirallas Barkley Naismith were all in form.

 

[mmmmsnouts]

80 overall rating in FIFA, so I approve of this signing

 

[Coggy]

Fulham is perfect for Siggy - or Leicester.

Just a note for all the Sigurdsson haters , the Telegraph are reporting the Bernard story , and stating that Siggy will be playing his preferred CM role.
Seems that Bernard will happen , and sensibly Siggy will play in his correct role !. Unlucky for some on here , but the correct decision , if true.

 

[fandjango]

MY GOD ....It,s full of STARS !

I dont think I can let you do that dave

 

[Carl O'Ancelotti]

The best signings are often the ones that come out of the blue. Well done the 2 Ms, this shows that Everton mean business.

Hopefully he will be in central MF getting forward mostly and Gana will now be the sole holding mid.

 

[Bungle]

Oh hello bungy

Aight Fam

 

[gonetomorrow]

Be typical of our luck if we're top of the league in April, and the world just ends...

Just typical.....

Wouldn't it just?
"And the final whistle goes and Everton at long last have finally..... BOOOOOM!