Barkley Excuse Thread

[Petit]

I´ll have a guess: More money, more chance of silverware, living in London etc etc.

 

[matty1878]

He is a scouser, scousers do this kind of thing.

Wool would have signed for life....

No we don’t!

 

[wellillwill]

He wants better access to the theatrical productions of Bill Kenwright.

 

[Efcjake]

He hates Steve Walsh as much as us.

 

[Hummus]

More holidays

 

[Pabbers]

No we don’t!

yea you do lad.....

 

[matty1878]

yea you do lad.....

 

[Joey66]

Pesky gangsters after him allegedly!
less bodyguard money in London!

 

[kev]

We all have our own theories as to why this situation has come about but am I the only one who can't help feeling worried about Ross's mental welfare?
Seriously, I can't believe his mind is in a good place right now and I doubt that it has been for a long while. Being rich and famous does not protect anyone from fears, doubts, feelings of guilt, confusion, uncertainty etc. Regardless of whether the situation he currently finds himself in is of his own making, or the result of poor advice or bad treatment.
Just spare a thought about the emotions that he must be experiencing.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Pesky gangsters after him allegedly!
less bodyguard money in London!

Chatting bubbles again Joseph.
He's a rat who has screwed the club over. That's it really.

 

[Agent Blue]

Judas Iskariot Barkley

Yes, just with slightly more silver involved.

 

[Moomin]

He wants to play for a club with ambition

 

[Frang]

He wants to play for a club with ambition

wolves?

 

[LiamG]

We have a Ross Barkley thread over here.

But this is a dedicated thread where we conjure up excuses to rationalise why, our dear Ross Barkley - wouldn't just move to another club, but would do so in the snidest way possible.

So, let's not regurgitate the other thread, instead simply state an excuse defending Ross Barkley here. I'll start with some;

Koeman bullied him.
Unsworth looked at him a bit "funny"
Allardyce bullied him.
He was fuming he was only offered £120k when Rooney come in and was on "well more".
Gangsters, innit?
Evertonian's didn't make banners, dedicate songs etc to him enough.
Kenwright, definitely Kenwright.
He wants Champions League football, he deserves a new challenge.


You go.

No movement from Lukaku. Which is funny because Deulofeu didnt have that problem.

 

[LiamG]

He has a chocolate covered raisin for a brain

Actually that one is just true.