Match Thread Aston Villa v Everton - Preview, Match Report and MotM Poll

Everton Man of the Match


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Everton medical team must have been caring for him
Everton Doctor: 'Sorry boss, Gray won't be fit for the next match against Norwich because he's caught a nasty case of concussion from McGinn?'

Rafael: 'Caught concussion?'

Everton Doctor: 'Yes, he didn't wash his hands enough. Anyway, Gbamin may be fit soon as his tender nostrils are nearly healed after blowing them too hard.'

Rafael: 'When will he be fit?'

Everton Doctor: 'Next year.'
 

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