Confirmed Signing Ashley Young

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Let me translate for you all.

Ashley= rings manager at Coutt's bank and explains he is unemployed.

Bank Manager= tell's Ashley to get his agent to contact EFC as they are a joke of a football club and will employ anyone 'over the hill'.

Ashley= rings manager at Coutt's, 'Suckers employing me on 12 month deal, extra few million coming our way'

Bank Manager (based In London) 'Nice, can you get me some tickets for a Liverpool home game, for me and my son'.

Ashley= No Problem.
 
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