JobForTheMoyes
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West Ham thread so we can laugh at our forthcoming visitors, and their ridiculously small chance of victory?
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Oh ye of little faith - the points are already in the bag! We just need to fasten the straps!...... Inviting trouble. Maybe lock this thread and then re-open next Sunday morning if there is good news from the day before.
Man - why is everyone so superstitious? We have God On our sideDelete



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But this will be a more focused mockery thread purely about the forthcoming fixture featuring our comical cousins from down south!
lollollolWell........
Look they aren’t and never have been rivals in a serious sense.
However if we have such a thread, it would simply make them think that we take them seriously which we really don’t.
Boo!That’s called the match thread and will be created nearer the game.
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