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McBain
Player Valuation: £80m
Did he hog the covers?
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
I can't wait to see the full Silva first choice line up in action.
Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
Ron Burgundy
Player Valuation: £15m
Pulled a Richard Wright?
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Is there any truth to the surfacing rumours regarding Gomez injured his ankle tendons after receiving a terrible shock off his phone charger? This all sounds so 'Everton that' that you'd have to think the rumours are true.
That'll be him out for the season...
That'll be him out for the season...
Zezti
Player Valuation: £70m
No but I did hear that he burnt his tongue on some cheese on toast and is out for the season.
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
I am always careful eating hot melted cheese. On more than one occasion I've burned the roof of my mouth if I gobble it down too quickly. So, I don't harbour ill-will toward Dulwich if this is what's happened to him. One thing for sure; it's been a bad week for the poor lad...electrocuted, broken ankle and 3rd degree gob burns...Everton that.
Tempting fate on here, as Evertonians we really revel in misery don't we. Mod's, mod's 
Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
3rd degree burns once off a maccy d's apple pie... lets hope gomes hasn't got an apple pie fetish too..
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
yes, a maccy d apple pie has got me as well. Meat pies can be deadly too. When you think about it, there are potential burn inducing perils all about us. No wonder poor Gomes (or Dulwich as I call him) is in intensive care with 3rd degree burns covering his entire body.
Frang
Player Valuation: £70m
I blame that professional footballer grade deap heat for this.
get well soon dulhich
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Toffeemeister
Player Valuation: £8m
Can't wait to see him play for us. Silky.
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Why play Portugal international dead good-looking André Gomes when you can play that scruffy haircut-needing great at passing backwards Captain Thomas Davies?
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