An unwinding toffee

[Cally66]

Resolve to divorce myself from football.

Getting better at it, but it's a hard road.

 

[Hellerad]

when Everton touches you, you’re never that sane again

 

[RomanReigns]

We might be the first club in history to get relegated and raise ticket prices the following season

Another first

 

[Drico]

Alcohol, stimulants, pornography, gluttony, and other highbrow activities of impeccably refined taste.

 

[Lee Smith]

An angry wank. Everything always seems better after that.

Though others in the Park End can sometimes get annoyed with me.

 

[john jako]

Usually watch pretty woman back to back.

 

[trueblue84]

What do you do to get your mind off a big loss?

 

[Khalekan]

That will be banned soon too

 

[Osamabindiesel]

It wasn’t that big of a deal. We only made history by losing with a 2 goal lead after the 87th minute against relegation orbiters Bournemouth at home

 

[degsy]

My pain and hatred have long gone.

Which is probably sadder than our performance from 86 mins onwards today.

This.
Cue Hamlet cigar music...I said, with a rueful smile, this season of all seasons will be when we go down.

 

[degsy]

It wasn’t that big of a deal. We only made history by losing with a 2 goal lead after the 87th minute against fellow relegation orbiters Bournemouth at home

Fixed that for you mert

 

[Sona]

Since I moved to Australia, the games finish so late it’s been fairly easy to put on a non-football related podcast and go to sleep.

Foul mood today though.

 

[supertoffee98]

I had two teeth extracted yesterday

So pain is what's distracting me

 

[supertoffee98]

Genuinely though I've got a good bunch of lads who I go the game with, if we ever lose at least together we can laugh at ourselves in the boozer after the game

 

[bluestevon]

Further to my previous post, I’ve decided to go six months without alcohol from tomorrow so god knows how I’ll cope then!

Having a month off in September myself mate, gonna be an absolute nightmare watching us without the crutch needed to take our performances.