An arm and a leg for Iwobi and Delph

[HokieToffee]

Would you sever a limb for Everton to offload Iwobi and Delph? One limb per player, so two legs, two arms, or one of each if both get sold.

 

[MACCA75]

Bed

 

[sageyefc]

Just call me peg leg

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Whose limbs? Could be persuaded.

 

[wainy]

 

[canuckblue]

Van Dijk likes this.

 

[marnie]

Does this even warrant a thread ?

 

[The binman chronicles]

Perhaps if you scraped one and used one for spares you may get an actual footballer. Then again probably not.

 

[wm02]

How much for the pair has taken a turn here

 

[matty1878]

how bad have we become. sigh

 

[Eagle Eye]

Misread it. Thought you said they would be offloaded if I severed an arm and a leg.

Not going to lie, am in a lot of pain and am losing a lot of blood here. Feeling a bit faint and cold...

Tis but a flesh wound though, I've had worse..

 

[Librarian]

Can’t put a price on the family silver

 

[ihcakoma]

How much are those electric wheelchairs?

 

[Paulie]

I'll bite ya legs off!

 

[matty1878]

How much are those electric wheelchairs?