Amanda Holden

[The binman chronicles]

Of her own free will?

and then she escaped running into the arms of Les Dennis. Talk about out of the frying pan...

 

[Lloydystark]

I used to live in the same house (Gloucester Avenue, Primrose Hill) as Amanda when I was 18-20 (I'm now 48) She lived in the basement and I had a flat on the first floor. One summers day, Amanda and her sister wore nothing but white t-shirts and knickers and had a water fight in her back yard. I had mates over at the time and what an afternoon of entertainment that gave us!!! Magic.

Ok Les

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

I used to live in the same house (Gloucester Avenue, Primrose Hill) as Amanda when I was 18-20 (I'm now 48) She lived in the basement and I had a flat on the first floor. One summers day, Amanda and her sister wore nothing but white t-shirts and knickers and had a water fight in her back yard. I had mates over at the time and what an afternoon of entertainment that gave us!!! Magic.

 

[Paul Rideout]

I used to live in the same house (Gloucester Avenue, Primrose Hill) as Amanda when I was 18-20 (I'm now 48) She lived in the basement and I had a flat on the first floor. One summers day, Amanda and her sister wore nothing but white t-shirts and knickers and had a water fight in her back yard. I had mates over at the time and what an afternoon of entertainment that gave us!!! Magic.

Could you not afford St Johns wood?

 

[voodoobloo]

I once owned a Holden...a V8 Clubsport R8...I am a little ashamed to say it was red.

Anything like this bad boy?

 

[PaddyJames]

Here it is and hear me out.

She's gorgeous, she can do sexy very very well but she can also be sweet, demure and someone you'd be proud to marry. Your family would love her, your mates would all be jealous of you and even though you'll be buying each other cookbooks with sweet notes in them you know she isn't partial to a bit of the rough stuff in the bedroom. Even her toes are in good order. The added bonus is she's a blue. In short, she appears to be the perfect woman.

This is where the deceit comes in, and I'm only going to say this once.

You just know, you can just tell that she's got lavender pot pourri in her bathroom. Not even seville orange fragrance but lavender. And her cat will have one of them little bells on it and she'll dote on the little rat despite it making your life a misery 24/7. I hate her.

 

[Alan Whittle]

She got a call from her distressed parents, anyone would have done the same

Dominic Cummings likes this.

 

[ste d' indica]

No denying it, Amanda is the fittest Everton supporter out there!

"I beg your pardon??"

 

[Tipp blue]

She's 50 tomorrow.

 

[flibbyflob]

She's 50 tomorrow.

Good job she went to collect her birthday present off her parents then.

 

[Dario Terracotta]

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"I beg your pardon??"

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[klingklang]

 

[Toffee-nerd]

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Like a rat up a drainpipe

 

[malcson]

Like a rat up a drainpipe

What fast, smelly and scratchy

 

[Coggy]

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